A pizza can be many things – from party favor to repulsive leftovers for lunch. But the newest classification of a hot pizza is a “dangerous weapon”, at least according to the police in Massachusetts.
James Vincent Grass, a 21 year old man from Massachusetts, was arrested after allegedly assaulting a 6 year old girl with a slice of hot pizza. The guy was re-heating his pizza in the microwave when the 6 year old turned it off because she saw the microwave steaming. Grass got so angry at the girl that he reportedly started shouting at her and allegedly shoved the pizza slice in the girl’s face in order to make her see the pizza wasn’t ready. The hot food burned the girl’s face extremely bad and blistered her skin. According to the official report, the 6 year old received second and third degree burns.
Grass denied assaulting the girl with the pizza, but the police have declared that from now on hot pizza should be classified as a dangerous weapon.