A Florida guy didn’t bother to check one of the first rules in the thief’s handbook – never leave a trace. The moronic criminal could have gotten away with his deeds if he hadn’t let his sleepiness overtake his self-preservation instincts.
Official reports state that the 26 year old Duane Immich from Florida was found asleep in one of his victim’s houses. Judith Smolinski, the victim, found the burglar on her sofa after hearing a strange snoring coming from her kitchen. The burglar, who had opened one of Judith’s beers, had fallen asleep on her couch while gripping one of her kitchen knives. He was woken by the police and immediately arrested. According to the reports, Immich is a suspect of a car break-in and three other burglaries, which have occurred in the Mount Dora area.
This isn’t the first time Immich has a date with the Florida police. He has allegedly been charged with drug possession, aggravated assault and grand theft. However, by the looks of it he still hasn’t learned his lesson.